40 THOUGHTS YOU HAVE AT THE NAIL SALON

     Hi! I got my nails done a few days ago and it inspired me to make a "40 thoughts you have at the nail salon" post! Here we go!

1. this place looks SA-WEET!!
2. oh yes, i would totally like an orange citrus spa/massage!
3. i wonder how much that is...
4. oh god! no! ill stick with the nails!
5. ok...
6. i wonder what color should i get
7. ugh there's so many options, and less than half of those are cute
8. and less that half of those match my skin tone...
9. should i pick a color that brings out my eyes?
10. nah...
11. whatever. ill go with french.
12. i wonder how many people have sat in this chair today
13. um, person, aren't you gonna ask me about my day?
14. fine.
15. bro, don't get so close to my cuticles! they're sensitive!
16. what on earth are you doing??
17. well... they are professionals...
18. they probably know what they're doing...
19. but still!
20. HURRY UP
21. oh god.. i have to pee
22. you better not screw this up
23. what the heck
24. lady
25. DONT SCREW THIS UP
26. i wonder how often the clean this stuff
27. they're done??
28. finally!!
29. it looks AWFUL
30. I WANT MY MONEY BACK
31. NO I DONT WANT ANY WAXING!
32. well...
33. my eyebrows are kinda messy...
34. fine.
35. i'll get my eyebrows waxed.
36. my nails actually look really cute!
37. WOWZA
38. i LOVE them
39. well, here goes the eyebrow waxing..
40. they're gonna screw this up. i know it.

     There you have it! 40 thoughts you have at the nail salon! Stay tuned for thoughts you have while getting your eyebrows waxed!

100 WAYS TO GET PEOPLE TO HATE YOU

     Just gonna get right into this! Here's 100 ways to get people (and by people, i mean mostly girls) to hate you!

1. spit on them
2. spit twizzlers in their hair (carmen..)
3. turn off their tv when their watching a show
4. delete one of their (most liked, if you will) instagram posts
5. tell their mom about their girlfriend/boyfriend
6. rip their big long homework packet in half
7. trip them in front of a bunch of people
8. throw their phone to the ground and laugh as it cracks
9. replace their sprite with lemon/lime water
10. rip their money to shreds
11. post an embarrassing pic of them on their account
12. block all of their followers
13. open a group message they didn't want to open
14. change your netflix password
15. go through their photo booth on their mac/ipad
16. use up their storage
17. use up their data
18. kick their pet (you probably shouldn't do this one, for the sake of the pet, of course)
19. draw a sharpie mustache on them (a classic!)
20. rip their swimsuit (CARMEN...)
21. show embarrassing photos to their friends/boyfriends/girlfriends/family
22. take a long time to text them back
23. spam them
24. leave your read receipts on, open their message, and not reply
25. be a tattletale
26. don't be supportive of anything they do
27. sing the exact song they're singing, but from the beginning
28. act all cute and sweet while being a teachers pet
29. make weird hand motions
30. pull their hair
31. talk like cat from victorious and sam and cat for a pond period of time
32. talk about only one thing
33. say everything makes you cringe
34. use words you don't know the meaning of
35. interrupt people
36. get in the middle of two people while their walking
37. touch their hair
38. touch them
39. use their money
40. deactivate their account
41. get them on comment block
42. like a bunch of a creepy old mans pictures on their account
43. stalk someone from school while liking some old pics, on their account
44. delete all their photos
45. delete all their texts
46. delete all their photos you deleted earlier from recently deleted
47. make them gain a bunch of weight (ahem, cady heron)
48. spread rumors about them
49. tell their crush they like them
50. tell someone they hate they like them
51. tell their best friend of the opposite gender they like them
52. tell their best friend of the same gender they like them
53. tell anyone they like them
54. schedule them a dentist appointment when they don't need one (but let's be honest, they really do...)
55. give them all the wrong answers from last night homework
56. act innocent when you're not
57. lose their pet (again, lets not, for the sake of the pet)
58. tell their bf/gf they wanted you to tell them they wanted to break up
59. don't give back someone article of clothing
60. tell them their bf/gf told you to tell them they broke up with them
61. say you're coming over with food, but never show up
62. post a pic where they look bad
63. refuse to delete it no matter what
64. take their phone
65. read their messages
66. read their dms
67. eat all their food
68. lie to them about everything
69. spill stuff (liquid) all over their phones, computers, and other electronic devices
70. tell on them to their parents
71. threaten to take their dog (YESS)
72. spill water all over their text books
73. back out when you're both in trouble
74. delete everything they've done/typed
75. don't listen when they talk to you
76. cheat on them
77. sing really loud in your worst voice
78. talk to them when they're watching greys anatomy
79. talk to them when they have a headache
80. scream "I've fallen and i can't get up" until they help you up
81. lie, and tell them the truth later and act like its nothing
82. brag to them about what they're doing with other close friends
83. try to make them jealous
84. say their musical.lys are bad
85. say you like donald trump
86. say you're the one who said something funny when everyone knows it was them
87. throw your open water bottle at them
88. get their hair wet
89. get their hair frizzy
90. do the thing where you pull up on a strand of hair to knot it
91. keep pausing their tv because you have to pee
92. throw up on their floor
93. pee in their bed
94. make their dog like you more than them
95. take up all their bed
96. start screaming and don't shut up
97. "accidentally" buy songs with their itunes money
98. steal all their stuff
99. lock them out of their phone
100. give them the silent treatment until they give you a huge basket of candy

     I hope you enjoyed the 100 ways to get people to hate you!

     Extra: 1 way to get you to hate yourself

1. delete all your pictures as a joke, and when you try to recover them from recently deleted, accidentally press delete again instead of recover.

     Congrats! You have deleted all your pictures forever!

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Welcome to My Life as Reese

     Welcome everyone!
     I'm Reese, and I'm starting a new blog that I will FINALLY be actually using! I've started, like, 5,000,000 (not even joking) blogs before and on each one, had somewhere between 0-5 posts and then forgot. Lucky for you, I plan to keep My Life as Reese ALIVE!!
     Before you become a fellow associate and step into the big black messy hole (a.k.a my life, amirite) here's a few essential things I encourage you to keep in the back of your mind (yeah I can use long words).
     I am a cheerleader. I think this is one of the most important things in my life and it's something anyone I meet should know. I joined the big all-star world two years ago and I cheer at Champion Cheer.
     I love Grey's Anatomy. I just started watching it and I love it and IDEK why I put that in here but it's the first thing that popped into my mind.
     Now I'm insecure, and I care what people think. Just kidding. Comment if you got that:)
     I really don't know what else to put in here so I'll just stop, drop roll your hips, I just wanna see if you can handle this...
     Sorry I got a little carried away...:) I don't even remember that I was going to say anyways (thanks whoever made that song:/) but thanks for reading and I hope you decide to describe and follow me around in my crazy world/blog!
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