100 WAYS TO GET PEOPLE TO HATE YOU

     Just gonna get right into this! Here's 100 ways to get people (and by people, i mean mostly girls) to hate you!

1. spit on them
2. spit twizzlers in their hair (carmen..)
3. turn off their tv when their watching a show
4. delete one of their (most liked, if you will) instagram posts
5. tell their mom about their girlfriend/boyfriend
6. rip their big long homework packet in half
7. trip them in front of a bunch of people
8. throw their phone to the ground and laugh as it cracks
9. replace their sprite with lemon/lime water
10. rip their money to shreds
11. post an embarrassing pic of them on their account
12. block all of their followers
13. open a group message they didn't want to open
14. change your netflix password
15. go through their photo booth on their mac/ipad
16. use up their storage
17. use up their data
18. kick their pet (you probably shouldn't do this one, for the sake of the pet, of course)
19. draw a sharpie mustache on them (a classic!)
20. rip their swimsuit (CARMEN...)
21. show embarrassing photos to their friends/boyfriends/girlfriends/family
22. take a long time to text them back
23. spam them
24. leave your read receipts on, open their message, and not reply
25. be a tattletale
26. don't be supportive of anything they do
27. sing the exact song they're singing, but from the beginning
28. act all cute and sweet while being a teachers pet
29. make weird hand motions
30. pull their hair
31. talk like cat from victorious and sam and cat for a pond period of time
32. talk about only one thing
33. say everything makes you cringe
34. use words you don't know the meaning of
35. interrupt people
36. get in the middle of two people while their walking
37. touch their hair
38. touch them
39. use their money
40. deactivate their account
41. get them on comment block
42. like a bunch of a creepy old mans pictures on their account
43. stalk someone from school while liking some old pics, on their account
44. delete all their photos
45. delete all their texts
46. delete all their photos you deleted earlier from recently deleted
47. make them gain a bunch of weight (ahem, cady heron)
48. spread rumors about them
49. tell their crush they like them
50. tell someone they hate they like them
51. tell their best friend of the opposite gender they like them
52. tell their best friend of the same gender they like them
53. tell anyone they like them
54. schedule them a dentist appointment when they don't need one (but let's be honest, they really do...)
55. give them all the wrong answers from last night homework
56. act innocent when you're not
57. lose their pet (again, lets not, for the sake of the pet)
58. tell their bf/gf they wanted you to tell them they wanted to break up
59. don't give back someone article of clothing
60. tell them their bf/gf told you to tell them they broke up with them
61. say you're coming over with food, but never show up
62. post a pic where they look bad
63. refuse to delete it no matter what
64. take their phone
65. read their messages
66. read their dms
67. eat all their food
68. lie to them about everything
69. spill stuff (liquid) all over their phones, computers, and other electronic devices
70. tell on them to their parents
71. threaten to take their dog (YESS)
72. spill water all over their text books
73. back out when you're both in trouble
74. delete everything they've done/typed
75. don't listen when they talk to you
76. cheat on them
77. sing really loud in your worst voice
78. talk to them when they're watching greys anatomy
79. talk to them when they have a headache
80. scream "I've fallen and i can't get up" until they help you up
81. lie, and tell them the truth later and act like its nothing
82. brag to them about what they're doing with other close friends
83. try to make them jealous
84. say their musical.lys are bad
85. say you like donald trump
86. say you're the one who said something funny when everyone knows it was them
87. throw your open water bottle at them
88. get their hair wet
89. get their hair frizzy
90. do the thing where you pull up on a strand of hair to knot it
91. keep pausing their tv because you have to pee
92. throw up on their floor
93. pee in their bed
94. make their dog like you more than them
95. take up all their bed
96. start screaming and don't shut up
97. "accidentally" buy songs with their itunes money
98. steal all their stuff
99. lock them out of their phone
100. give them the silent treatment until they give you a huge basket of candy

     I hope you enjoyed the 100 ways to get people to hate you!

     Extra: 1 way to get you to hate yourself

1. delete all your pictures as a joke, and when you try to recover them from recently deleted, accidentally press delete again instead of recover.

     Congrats! You have deleted all your pictures forever!

                                                                                Byeeeee