64 Thoughts You Have while Getting Your Eyebrows Waxed

     Welcome to 64 Thoughts You Have while Getting Your Eyebrows Waxed!

1. Oh. My. God. My eyebrows really do need some freshening up.
2. what if they screw this up???
3. oml they better not
4. i mean when you get your nails done it doesn't really matter because it's not the 1st thing people see...
5. but EYEBROWS??
6. im gonna sue this place if my eyebrow game isn't stronger than Dwayne Johnson.
7. for sure.
8. but what if they do..
9. is this really worth it?
10. do i want ratchet eyebrows or completely messed up OFF fleek, if you will, eyebrows?
11. what if they make them into little caterpillars?
12. or twigs?
13. or what if they wax all my skin off by accident?
14. wow, this room is TIIIINY
15. this lady doesn't look certified
16. crap
17. WHAT IF IM THE FIRST PERSON SHE HAS EVER DONE?? (this one has happened to me)
18. she looks unsure
19. i bet I'm her first
20. yep
21. definitely
22. can i go
23. can i like, sneak out, grab my money, and leave?
24. yanno i don't even care about the money
25. anything but this
26. well... maybe i should trust her... they wouldn't let her do this to me if i was her first time.. right?
27. who am i kidding, they probably would let her.
28. well it's too late to run now, because she's here!
29. yay...
30. i hope she doesn't sense my nerves
31. what if she's a vampire??
32. what if this hot goo is a magic cream to make me pass out so she can fill me with poison???
33. oh wait.. thats the wax..
34. OH GOD
35. she put it on a hair i didn't want to go away
36. bye bye, eyebrows
37. she already messed up.
38. oh now you're gonna take it all off??
39. no!
40. THEY'RE GONNA BE TOO THIN STOP
41. ouch
42. oh. em. gee.
43. it gone
44. why am i tearing up?? it didn't hurt THAT bad
45. great
46. now she's gonna think I'm a little crybaby
47. now she's doing the other eyebrow??
48. i forgot about that!!
49. here we go again..
50. 3...
51. 2...
52. 1...
53. ugh.
54. now she's tweezing it?? ouch!!
55. i didn't sign up for this!!
56. NO!
57. DONE??
58. FINALLY
59. THANK YOU GOD
60. lemme see!!
61. IT LOOKS AWFUL
62. NO
63. I WANT MY MONEY BACK

 ---1 DAY LATER---

   64. ok this actually looks really good... wow

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Bonus: The story of my 1st wax

     I'm pretty sure I was 11. My mom had done the home-eyebrow waxing thing before. I was scared to go to an actual salon but I went after a while. I lied down on the chair and I'm like "wow this place looks sketchy, they're probably gonna do bad!". The nail salon was actually really nice, and so was the tiny room I went in, but the covers on the chair were ZEBRA PRINT! I know that doesn't really mean anything but it was such a nice place so I was expecting something... fancier. When the lady walked in she said "You got a lot of eyebrow". I thought it was funny. She also said something (i forget) that made me realize i was her first client, or one of the first, and got really scared. She put the wax on with a Q- tip, and the mostly just traced the lower part of my eyebrow, then the sides, then the top part, for both sides. Because of my age, (actually not because of my age, i still do what I'm about to say now..lol) i teared up a little. It didn't actually hurt that bad, but they are ripping hair off right next to your eye, so of course you tear up, no matter if it hurts like someone lightly pinching you or you're a victim of a suicide bomb. She saw me all teary and was like "sorry you cry" and I didn't know what to say so I was like "it's okay, it really doesn't hurt that bad, i don't know why I'm crying".  She started tweezing little parts and that kinda hurt. When I was done, I looked in the mirror and hated it. My eyes were still watery, so when I walked out,  I tried to keep my head down and walk really fast, but I could still feel people staring, and maybe even laughing at me. I went home with my eyebrows really red, and the next day, I looked in the mirror and decided they were too thin. I got really upset and was kind of embarrassed to go to school. About a week later, I actually LOVED them. About a week ago I got my eyebrows waxed again and wanted them done just like that first time. But, they did LITERALLY nothing and I was so mad!!! 

     That's it for today. I'll be posting again tomorrow! Byeee!

                                                                                       -Reese